~ Koleksi Puisi Klasik Dan Moden Yang Segar Sepanjang Zaman ~

~ Koleksi Puisi Klasik Dan Moden Yang Segar Sepanjang Zaman ~

Angin teluk menyisir pantai
Hanyut rumpai di bawah titi
Biarlah buruk kain dipakai
Asal pandai mengambil hati

Pergi mendaki Gunung Daik
Hendak menjerat kancil dan rusa
Bergotong-royong amalan yang baik
Elok diamalkan setiap masa

Daun sirih ulam Cik Da
Makan sekapur lalu mati
Walaupun banyak ilmu di dada
Biar merunduk resmi padi

Hendak belayar ke Teluk Betong
Sambil mencuba labuhkan pukat
Bulat air kerana pembetung
Bulat manusia kerana muafakat

Kayu bakar dibuat arang
Arang dibakar memanaskan diri
Jangan mudah menyalahkan orang
Cermin muka lihat sendiri

jokes..ha..ha..ha

One day a man went on a business trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replied "100 Bucks" The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money" So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs." So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had. The next day he sees her and asks "How much for a head job?" She said "200 dollars" "200 dollars that's a lot of money" She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yacht by the pier, I paid for that yacht by giving head jobs." So he gives her the money, and get the best head job of his life On his last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package." "1000 dollars' "1000 dollars that's a lot of god damn money"

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